This is not a negotiation. Oh, he sort of became ill on himself. Really, it's going very well. He nevertheless gives his card on the way out to Richard and says to call if PiperChat reaches a million daily users. There are no right answers. This was your company before it was mine. And that's why I had him reach out directly, and we can't wait to pitch you the idea that is gonna be pitched to you.
Instead, Erlich has to divvy up his shares, leaving him with only 10% ownership. So If you want my log-in, it's all yours. He could take this entire shitbomb off Dinesh's hands? And not just like a standard clogged toilet. Look like a fucking wig to you? Fifty-one thousand estimated underage users times an average 25. I'm going to watch this.
I mean, there's also the moral quandary. Well, look, I've been there, man. That's what it was, chela. Anyway, my stomach was upside down, so I made a beeline to the stall. And once I realized that, it was like, ka-pow! Could you acquire Skype or FaceTime and check them as well? That's the frothiest space in the Valley right now. So whatever they fine you, they'll really only be able to collect what the company's worth, which at this point, is basically nothing.
I threw up in my pants. What, you're comparing me to Gleb? We should take advantage of it. We can make billions, Chief. You and I can no longer discuss business. This is where I make Emily Chang laugh. Gavin, you told me to interrupt if Jack Barker came to see you.
Someone must've let him in. Are you saying that because you think I look ridiculous and you want me to look more ridiculous next time? Uh, Gavin, I'm I'm sorry. But enough about the previous leadership, which was inept, lame, bitter - - Fuck him. This play has to do with the Oculus, right? In spite of that, he has raised a real issue here. I finally figured out what this is all about. The point is, Jian-Yang, you don't set pitches. How did Richard have access to our user data? I really loved that video chat.
I mean, I did get us a few offers. No, actually, I deleted them on purpose. Sadly, now we'll never know the identity of the person with whom he was definitely talking. What he means by that is But you you don't wanna be known around here as the guy who fucked this up, okay? That's the Children's Online Privacy and Protection Act. We can We can talk about anything else two guys might talk about. Frustrated with Richard's lackluster leadership, Dinesh, Gilfoyle and Erlich discuss a change in chef.
I want PiperChat to be a real company. Trying to muster enthusiasm for the new path Pied Piper is getting, Richard approaches Russ Hanneman to see if he's interested in investing. For a 10 percent stake in your current venture, you will receive full pool privileges, more room in the crisper, and you may live in my home for For free. But we can't stay online! We could use middle-out to revamp our entire suite of products. When I worked for him, he tried to microchip me.
We're lean, we're exploding, and we're more mission-focused than ever in providing the best video chat the world has ever seen. The cover model has the most lovely, enigmatic facial expression. I'm sorry, what did you say? You got pizza and everything. I hope they take cash. He may sweep for those.
We're crushing it all the time. You are in gross violation of this act. Erlich, seeing you Thursday, right? But I don't wanna be just guys in a house, Richard. We're just racking up more fines! So when you hip your bosses to our numbers and they get visible hard-ons, have them move quickly. What, the pitches go well? I don't want to interrupt your talking with Hoover and talking and talking about things, but I have some concrete news.
Have you seen the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition? Like, I don't need a plunger. It's also apparent that you have no parental permission requirements in place. This is all your fault, Richard. Erlich reviews the terms of Bachmanity's possession of Pied Piper with Bighead and Nelson Bighetti Sr. Hoover, you're the only person I can trust at this goddamn company. You're going to want to sit down for this. You're not any kind of investor.