Really funny pick up lines. 127 Really Funny Pokemon Jokes And Pick Up Lines

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Cheesy Pick

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Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I may not be able to knock bottom, but I'll scrape the shit out of the sides! Be unique and different, just say yes. The only thing I want between our relationship is latex It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine Do you need a napkin? Are you parents bakers… cause you got some hot buns! If we had a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. My love for you is like diarrhea. My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy Oh no, I'm choking! Related Links You May Enjoy: 1. Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

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127 Really Funny Pokemon Jokes And Pick Up Lines

really funny pick up lines

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print! Lets do a math sum, lets add me and you subtract our clothes divide ur legs and multiply! I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours? Hi, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women! Theres a party in my pants and your invited. I've got a thirst baby, and you smell like my Gatorade! You can use these amazing flirt pickup lines to use for a men or a women in party, bar or in club. Well, probably because they make us cringe.

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♥Calling All Fangirls♥

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I want to call my mother and want to tell her that I met my dream girl. Entertain me and I'll buy you a beer. Cause I'm attracted to your buns of steel! I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Because I'd like to check you out. My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z. These Corniest pick up lines are very funny, hilarious that you can use on tinder or whatsapp. There pick up lines are so well written that you can easily do conversation with any one.

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Stupid Pick Up Lines

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Liked these funny Pokemon pick up lines and jokes? Excuse me, I wrote this poem for you… Roses are red, violets are blue. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour! So I heard you got the hots for me! I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… um, you wanna go running? I just keep getting lost in your eyes. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you xD Your hott, lets bang. These dumb pick up lines are sometimes useless, but mostly they are guaranteed to work because they make people somehow laugh and open their hearts to you. Continue reading these Pokemon pick up lines below… 38 Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls? I must be a snowflake, 'cause I've fallen for you! Why not share these awesome Pokemon jokes on social media? Your eyes are blue like the ocean, and I'm lost at sea. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

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Dumb Pick Up Lines

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Good, I am the answer to all your prayers. Take good care of your mother, because one day she'll be my mother-in-law. Nice socks, can I try them on? Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me. We gathered for you the best ones on the Internet which work fine If you learn them properly. Can I read your t-shirt in brail? No Cos, it looks like he stole the stars and put them in your eyes! If I looked into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together. I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on. Do you alway wear your shoes over your socks? Then why my heart is taking off? It would look adorable next to other ones in my freezer.

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Cheesy Pick

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She is going to get all pissed off and insulted. Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up? Are you accepting applications for your fan club? Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind? Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest? I cut my knee when I fell for you. Because you've been running through my mind all night Is it hot in here, or is it just you? You've got the whitest teeth I have ever seen! Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room? Hello, my name is Elmo and baby you can tickle me anytime you want! Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope! Because My parents taught me from childhood to follow your dreams. Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you? Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours? Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me? You can use your charm to add on these pick up lines. I hope yours is doing the same thing. Hi, I work at Subways but I only can give you a footlong.

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Corniest Pick Up Lines ~ HILARIOUS, VERY FUNNY, TINDER

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Flirt is an art which only pro can do is just a myth. I'm a thief, and I'm hre to steal your heart. I'm gay but you might just turn me straight. If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head? Why have pickup lines survived, even though they make us cringe? Are your parents retards… cause you special! Do you like chocolate… well, just call me Mr. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together! Those are some great pick-up lines, but I gotta share my favorite, and it has worked. If I followed you home, would you keep me? And this is why dumb pick up lines are not aimless. On a scale of 1-10, ur a 9 and im the only 1 u need Something's wrong with my cell phone.

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REALLY BAD PICKUP LINES 2

really funny pick up lines

Hey Baby, did you fart… cause you blow me away! For as long as there have been single people looking for a relationship or at least a date for Saturday night , there have been cheesy pick-up lines. Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless. No Cos your ass is outta this world! Because all we know sometimes girls like dumb guys rather than over smartness ones. At any rate, here are the dumbest pick up lines ever:. If i told u, u had a nice body, would you hold it against me? Few pick up lines are short and small that you can easily remember.


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